This site is for entertainment purposes only and is not intended as financial advice.
All picks and analyses are statistical projections, not guarantees.
Do not use this information for gambling or wagering beyond friendly
bragging-rights predictions amongst friends.
By continuing, you acknowledge that you use this information at your own discretion.
F . A . Q
HOW IT WORKS
What is Boomshakalocks?
A daily NCAAB analysis engine that crunches real-time
stats, head-to-head matchup data, and market lines
to surface the most compelling picks each day.
Where does the data come from?
Live team stats, records, and schedules from official
sources updated every game day. Market lines are
pulled from major sportsbooks via aggregated feeds.
THE PICKS
How is the pick decided?
Each matchup is evaluated through a multi-layered
scoring system that weighs offensive and defensive
efficiency, recent form, schedule context, and
market positioning. The system identifies edges
where statistical analysis diverges from the
posted lines.
What does confidence mean?
Confidence reflects how strongly the projection
deviates from the market consensus.
Higher confidence means a wider gap between our
evaluation and the posted line. Not
a guarantee of outcome.
What's the Coach's Take?
A plain-English summary highlighting the key
statistical factors driving the pick. Think of it
like a sideline analyst breaking down the matchup
in human terms.
THE STATS
How do the head-to-head bars work?
Each bar shows how two teams compare on a given
metric. Bars fill from opposite ends in each
team's color. The longer the bar, the stronger
that team rates on that stat.
STARTERS (MY PICKS)
What is the Starters tab?
Your personal pick slip for the day. Select games
from the VS matchup screen, choose a side for ATS
or Over/Under, and they appear on your Starters slip.
Picks are saved locally and reset each day.
How do I add a pick?
On mobile, swipe up on the VS matchup screen to open
the pick modal. On desktop, click the "SELECT PICKS"
button above the matchup sprites. Choose one of four
options: either side of the spread (ATS) or Over/Under.
Can I remove a pick?
Yes. Open the Starters tab and tap the ✕ next to any
pick to remove it from your slip.
What are the live scores?
Once games tip off, your Starters slip shows live
scores pulled from ESPN. It auto-refreshes every 60
seconds, or tap the refresh button manually. Each pick
shows whether it's currently covering or not.
GENERAL
Is this gambling advice?
No. Boomshakalocks is for entertainment and
bragging rights only. All analyses are statistical
projections, not financial advice. Never wager
more than you can afford to lose.
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RUNNING AND THE PICKS FLOWING
HOME
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PUR vs ARIZ6:49 PM CT
IOWA vs ILL4:09 PM CT
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STATS
COACH'S NOTES
3-POINTER
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PUR VS ARIZ
TOTAL OVER 153.5
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IOWA VS ILL
SPREAD ILL -6.5
STARTERS
YOUR PICK SLIP FOR TODAY
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FAQ
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CUSTOM MADNESS BETA
OFFENSIVE PUNCH OR BALL CONTROL?
CHOOSE WHAT MATTERS MORE TO YOUR PICKS
LOCKDOWN D OR TURNOVER CHAINS?
PICK YOUR DEFENSIVE PHILOSOPHY
CRASH THE BOARDS OR CREATE STEALS?
SECOND CHANCES OR FAST BREAKS
HOW MUCH DOES HOME COURT MATTER?
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